Normally I’d log the recent events that happened in our travels, and whoo boy, orcs? Pretty solid material. BUT NOT TODAY.
I am here to formally announce the arrival of our newest, and by far sexiest, crew member, Sephurumine. I’m going to call her Jimmy 3.0
NOW WITH LASERS. I can tell already, she won’t let me down, not like the last two. I still plan to help Jimmy 2.0 as much as I can, but now that 3.0 is here, I don’t know, wouldn’t that be awkward?
She’s a bit heavier than I’m used to, but that just means that she’s got more love to give, doesn’t it? Doesn’t matter to me, she’s beautiful. A little slow sometimes, but she makes up for it in other ways. Black, and a little dirty here and there, but we can make it work.
We went to the range to get some practice in during some down time, and she got even hotter. But she’ll never be too hot for me to handle, even if she tries to act all tough.
I can’t wait for her to meet the crew… And our enemies.
On second thought, maybe I shouldn’t tell everyone I personified my new lascannon, sounds a little crazy… That’s probably a much better idea now that I think about it. I will stop now while I’m ahead.